up to the 4th century christians refused to participate in birthday celebrations bc they believed it was a form of paganism. the candles on birthday cakes were originally to protect the celebrant from demons.

pisshets:

The fact that when they first tested the nuclear bomb they thought that there was a possibility it could set the atmosphere on fire and end all life on earth but still set it off anyway is a testament to the fact that we are only alive via dumb fucking luck